Im Not an Original :: Writing Education

Im non an Original I sat back in the Lazyboy, Raydog shotgunned the couch, Scott rummaged the refrigerator, and Mike primed(p) in bed. Hed been out cold since 2 AM, Super Bowl Eve. We were slothing our expressive style through the seven hour pregame Super Bowl XXXII, the Houston Oilers vs. the Tampa Bay Buc tineers the results of free-agency and squad salary caps.Seeger, you know anyone with a white mini van that has a picture of a house on the side? Scott was leaning everyplace the sink trying get a glimpse of the vehicle pulling into our yard. I figured it out right away. The van that he was referring to sightly happened to be the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes vehicle. Oh my god Ed McMahon is at my house, were the still words I could utter. And I uttered them repeatedly as I broke out of the gates and down the track towards the door.Scott beat me there. He had the door open before the men in the black suits could depict the infamous suprize knock. Whad I win Whad I win Scott was jumping near like a little kid before Christmas. Is there a Mr. Beau Jay Seeger here?Thats me I was sliding across the linoleum on my wool socks, my eyes ready to fall out of there sockets. Youve good won TEN MILLION DOLLARS... is all I heard. My brain was pound the rhythm of my heart, my toes were tingling in my eyes, my muscles were frigid under my skin, and I could non remember who or where I was.When I came around to reality I could hear Scott say, If what? I must have not been away from reality for more than a few seconds. The man in the black suit, who wasnt Ed McMahon, replied, If you can show us that you are worthy of receiving this award.I was confused. I thought that they just gave you the balloons, flowers, and the million dollars. He saw the pitiful matter on my face. It was as if hed just pulled a sucker out of a babys mouth. Mr. Seeger, as the members of the Publishers Clearing House, we are obligated to find someone who can communicate on a basis of individuality. We are distributors of a enormous variety of various print manuscripts that circulate around our United States of the States on a daily basis.